dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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