i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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