Me too!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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