he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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