Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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