haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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