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(512): View more from Texas

3.50 mugs at the bar.

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Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.

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How ugly, and does she have friends?

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(512): 3.50 mugs at the bar. (1-512): Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice. (512): How ugly, and does she have friends? http://tfl.nu/peow

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(760): View more from California

Man, ugly runs in her family

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yeah, big time

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(760): Man, ugly runs in her family (619): yeah, big time http://tfl.nu/1vgn

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(416): View more from Ontario

I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.

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(416): I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon. http://tfl.nu/un6b

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(314): View more from Missouri

I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.

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How did that happen by accident?

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I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.

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(314): I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night. (1-314): How did that happen by accident? (314): I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong. http://tfl.nu/6uoj

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(315): View more from New York

im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!

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(315): im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone! http://tfl.nu/rzxj

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(678): View more from Georgia

I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.

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(678): I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ. http://tfl.nu/9pde

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(520): View more from Arizona

just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF

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(520): just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF http://tfl.nu/k653

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again

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(+44): we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again http://tfl.nu/6h6m

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell

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(318): I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell http://tfl.nu/2gyi

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..

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(704): She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number.. http://tfl.nu/ftuv

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(651): View more from Minnesota

No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.

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She still started it.

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(651): No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister. (1-651): She still started it. http://tfl.nu/h5sx

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(248): View more from Michigan

THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST

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(248): THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST http://tfl.nu/uts3

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(845): View more from New York

I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.

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(845): I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up. http://tfl.nu/mw75

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.

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(308): I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards. http://tfl.nu/31cw

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(209): View more from California

Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island

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The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have

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(209): Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island (209): The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have http://tfl.nu/kv13

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