just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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