When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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