Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
P.S. I can't hear my feet
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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