'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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