I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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