In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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