theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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