we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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