He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
BRING THE BAGELS
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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