Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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