I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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