why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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