your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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