Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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