i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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