Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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