I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
