Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.