Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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