i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?