Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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