How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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