i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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