how can u be prego again
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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