Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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