Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just had sex bonerless
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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