Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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