this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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