I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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