I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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