Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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