you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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