He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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