Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..