problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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