i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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