is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...