I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.