It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity