the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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