Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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