Christians are straight up FREAKS
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.