have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.