We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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