Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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