It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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