i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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